Thursday, October 6, 2011

at the mall

No? You wouldn't like to try the lotion? What about these all-natural bathing sea salts? They'll make you younger. How about this make-up to cover up your face? It'll make you younger. All I need is five minutes to play with your hair, spruce it up, put some curls in it or something. It'll make you younger. Spend $50 and I'll throw in the lotion as an added bonus, a $30 value, absolutely free.

1 comment:

  1. Who needs lotion? Apparently all I have to do is follow this blog and suddenly I'm attractive and sexy *yay*